Captain Trump and the Titanic

This is a meme that found its way to me on Facebook with some clever additions made in the comments.

Imagine if Donald Trump was captain of the Titanic:

• The iceberg is a hoax.
• We won't hit the iceberg.
• I knew it was an iceberg before anyone else knew.
• We barely touched the iceberg.
• Nobody could have seen the iceberg.
• These deaths mean my plan worked.
• I'm the best captain ever.
• I take no responsibility.
• We can't allow the iceberg to stop our ship.
• No one knows more about icebergs than me.
• I'm a business man. They don't need all those lifeboats hanging around.
• The crew was selling lifeboats out the back cargo door.
• The crew is spreading fake news about the iceberg.
• Life vests were recommended, but I won't wear one.
• Some of you will have to drown.
• Obama put the iceberg there.
• It came out of nowhere.
• I always knew about the iceberg but I was distracted by the mutiny.
• But her emails!

After the mutiny trial, it was determined that Trump was paid by the leader of a competitor to deliberately sink the Titanic.

John L. Ferri

jlferri@epix.net