The Most Interesting Republican in the World.
- He would like to evolve, but can't.
- He once thought he was right, but was mistaken.
- His business card simply says, "Go fuck yourself."
- He gives money that he took from the poor to the rich.
- Once while sailing around the world, he fell off the edge.
- He divorced his wife because he caught her reading a science book.
- When he speaks, he often disagrees with himself.
- He speaks seven languages, and makes no sense in any of them.
- He loves everyone, as long as they're white, male, and incredibly rich.
- He listens to anyone who agrees with him.
- He considers marriage sacred, so he’s done it 3 times.
- He loves women, as long as they don’t have an opinion.
- He considers all life sacred, except during the period after birth and just before death.
Stay stupid my friend.
(Reminder: After the recent presidential election, Republican Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal said that Republicans should, "Stop being the stupid party.")
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