The Most Interesting Republican in the World.
- He would like to evolve, but can't. - He once thought he was right, but was mistaken. - His business card simply says, "Go fuck yourself." - He gives money that he took from the poor to the rich. - Once while sailing around the world, he fell off the edge. - He divorced his wife because he caught her reading a science book. - When he speaks, he often disagrees with himself. - He speaks seven languages, and makes no sense in any of them. - He loves everyone, as long as they're white, male, and incredibly rich. - He listens to anyone who agrees with him. - He considers marriage sacred, so he’s done it 3 times. - He loves women, as long as they don’t have an opinion. - He considers all life sacred, except during the period after birth and just before death. Stay stupid my friend. (Reminder: After the recent presidential election, Republican Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal said that Republicans should, "Stop being the stupid party.") .
